Emma; A Bored Teenager; Obsessed With Intricate Tattoos, Music, Concerts, Sherlock, Supernatural, And Documentaries
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*
you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit
mark your territory by crying on things
ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*
If you say you’ve never bought clothes influenced by a fictional character youre lying
Remember when one direction was pranked and harry was literally ready to help a lady give birth
He looks so different!
Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma
legalize peruvian puff peppers
be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes
IF YOU GET STABBED DON’T FUCKING REMOVE THE KNIFE THE KNIFE IS KEEPING THE BLOOD INSIDE OF YOU IF YOU TAKE IT OUT YOU’LL BLEED OUT AND DIE.
however if you’re trying to kill someone DON’T FUCKING LEAVE THE KNIFE THE KNIFE IS KEEPING THE BLOOD INSIDE OF THEM IF YOU TAKE IT OUT THEY’LL BLEED OUT AND DIE.